snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

(via nowimhaunted13)

(via pedankic)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via septumprodigia)

egberts:

important

egberts:

important

(via fellowteen)

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
image

(via obesegazelle)

unicornfan:

pitbull:

thejory:

unicornfan:

pitbull who is partying at 4:30 on a tuesday

Uhhh true fans of Mr 305pitbull talk some sense into this fool

The party never ends. Enjoy life #dale

dam…

unicornfan:

pitbull:

thejory:

unicornfan:

pitbull who is partying at 4:30 on a tuesday

Uhhh true fans of Mr 305
pitbull talk some sense into this fool

The party never ends. Enjoy life #dale

dam…

(via organzah)

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

(via tsund3re)

pizza-queen:

Omfg WBC did a Let it go cover too. I can’t even.

THEME BY CYBERSITY